Larry: The Mayan predicted apocalypse will be occurring on December 21, 2012 at 9:32pm. There are only four safe havens on the planet. One of them is Sirince, Turkey where it is believed that the Virgin Mary ascended to heaven. We visited this village on our last cruise and bought wine and olive oil. Another is 22 Joiner Street, St. Augustine, Florida where it is believed that an ancient ritual performed on a daily basis will keep the apocalypse from affecting this residence and an area around it. It is not known by the public what this ancient ritual is but it is believed to occur every day around 11:30am.
LoLo: I'm sure that the ancient ritual will be performed at 22 Joiner St on that day. I certainly believe if you go to that address on that day you will be spared the apocalypse - especially if you come prepared with the blessed Popeye's Fried Chicken. I believe there is also a bottle of quince wine still in it's burlap bag that comes directly from Sirince and, like it or not, should be consumed on that day!